# Is the glass half-full or half-empty ?

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Comment by Romano on March 6, 2013 at 11:15pm

LOLOLOLOLOLOL EPIC! Bullish on Keith!

Comment by Sir Gissachance on March 7, 2013 at 12:27am

*Note from the Analyst.

Dear Keith,

You didnt happen to see the glass of urine specimen on the table which was ready to go off to the Lab for testing by any chance?

Damn Opportunists are always taking the Pi\$\$  : 0 )

Sir Gissa ....... Out  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment by Keith Shaw on March 7, 2013 at 1:03am

*Note from the Opportunist.

I did happen to see the Specimen on the table . . . test away . . .   :-))

Comment by Sir Gissachance on March 7, 2013 at 8:00am

*Memo to the Team,

Picking the correct glass is most of the battle and so lets drink to that.

Bottoms up  : 0 )

Sir Gissa ..... Out  !!!!!!!!!!

Comment by Peter jcp on March 7, 2013 at 11:08am

LOL - yes forget about the glass - where is the bottle or the Keg ?

Comment by Keith Shaw on April 8, 2013 at 1:24pm

S.T.R.E.S.S  Management + A Glass of Water + A Psychologist = F.O.O.D For T.H.O.U.G.HT

This is worth a little read and a ponder . . .

A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience.

As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question.

Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: “How heavy is this glass of water?”

Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.

She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it.

If I hold it for a minute, it’s not a problem.

If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm.

If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.”

She continued, “The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens.

Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt.

And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzedincapable of doing anything.

It’s important to remember to let go of your stresses. As early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don’t carry them through the evening and into the night.

Remember to put the glass down! -author unknown

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Something the author forgot to mention, after you have put the glass of water down, don't for get to pick up a F.U.L.L glass of B.E.E.R

Cheers

Keith ;)

Comment by genxtrader on April 8, 2013 at 1:54pm

stout or lager? :)

Comment by Jasmine C on April 8, 2013 at 2:18pm

"like"   :-)

Comment by pixta on April 8, 2013 at 2:57pm

Comment by Keith Shaw on April 8, 2013 at 3:14pm

Stout in the winter and Larger Lager in the summer  :-))  great for S.T.R.E.S.S releif, the quicker you drink it the lighter the glass gets, then you RINSE and REPEAT .

Thanks Jasmine ;)

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