HAVE YOU GOT THESE SYMPTOMS? You may be suffering from Forexitis

SYMPTOMS (some or all of the following):
• WATERY EYES
• MUZZY HEAD
• POSSIBLE DIZZINESS
• FATIQUE
• GIDDINESSS
• VERTIGO
• WOOZINESS
• LACK OF CONCENTRATION
• DISTURBED SLEEP
• LACK OF INTEREST IN STANDING UP (POSSIBILITY OF FALLING OVER)
• SUDDEN INTEREST IN LIGHTING CANDLES
• VISIONS OF THE UPS AND DOWNS OF LIFE AS A CURRENCY PAIR JOURNEY
• INCREASED URGE TO PLAY WITH INDICATOR IN CAR
• ASKING HOW MANY DOLLARS YOU OWE FOR A PRODUCT LOCALLY (ALTHOUGH YOUR OWN CURRENCY MAY BE DIFFERENT)

CAUSES:
• FOREX

TREATMENT:
• SLEEP
• FOOD
• FRESH AIR
• SHUT DOWN PC FOR A DAY (or more if required)
• AND LIVE

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Comment by Splithand on June 15, 2012 at 12:55am

to much 

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Comment by ROBERT JOSEPH PAULO on June 15, 2012 at 2:20am

this is very good humor therapy

Comment by Trae on June 15, 2012 at 3:25am

hey, I suffer from this!! 

Comment by luis channels on October 9, 2012 at 4:02am

Count me in!

Comment by Splithand on October 9, 2012 at 3:16pm

Hey I catch this sometimes:

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Comment by Keith Shaw on October 9, 2012 at 5:32pm

You may also be suffering from Forexshitis , I read in the FMJ (Forex Medical Journal)  that scalpers suffer from this a lot, they always think they will miss a move. 

NB: There were no induced longs but plenty of induced shorts just like the Price Action on EU today. wink*

Comment by Peter jcp on October 9, 2012 at 6:23pm

Hi Keith - I just got back from my therapist ;-). He did a special deal today 2 for 1 - so I took Basil the dog with me to see if he suffered with any type of shitis  - such as postmanitis etc etc - but we were fine - as long as we keep taking the medicine.

How did you know I have 4 monitors in my bathroom ;-))

With regards to scalpers- its a shame but we are the "vultures" always looking to have both bull and bear action - and don't like leaving any free pips on the dinner table.

The EU as mainly been a down day- dropping now nearly 130 pips from it's high this morning. Still manged to catch 46 pips in scalp buys - even though I did far more scalp sells ;-)). Time to rest and going to watch that educational film tonight - Dumb and Dumber - I heard it explains a lot about life ;-))

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